13 July 2007

WOW, I have a "BLOG", but will anyone care?!

Hi family and friends. I thought to myself why fight it any longer. "Get a blog going" some have said to me over and over again! Then I saw Dr. John Stanko's (I think that is how you spell it, but who cares LOL) and I really liked it and found it very interesting- to be able to travel with him and such. THEN believe it or not even PASTOR CINDI LOMBARDO has a Blog... that did it for me. My time has come, my season has dawned, the world wide web is now never to be the same again... "PROFIT" Larry is now in the blogging business.

The name, "Profit" Larry.... let me explain before all you religious fanatics think I am being sarcastic or disrespectful. You see, I am a businessman. i speak frequently in churches and at religious businessmen's meetings all over the world. EVERYWHERE I go it seems like people always have a title (especially the African-American congregations... Prophet-this, Apostle-that. Minister so-and-so, Elder-this one. HMM. Then they introduce me..."JUST" LARRY. Like is was sort of anti-climactic or something! Okay, I may only stand a strapping five foot- three, but heck, give me a freekin' title why dontcha! So in one meeting in Connecticut I decided I was going to announce that "the lord" (notice the little"L") "told me" that i was a prophet- then I said not a P-R-O-P-H-E-T but a P-R-O-F-I-T!! Darn right brothers and sisters... this white man is a "For-Profit" Prophet. My goal and calling is to empower people, get their awareness up that there is MORE in store for them and to call them to be a "PROFITABLE" servant of the Most High G-d!!

That is why my blog site has a black background! No man called by G-d should be in the RED! You should be living in the BLACK! Come back frequently- we are going to learn how to move from"where you are" to "where you're called to be"! believe it or not, it is only right over there!! Oh, can't see "over there"? Well you're not supposed to right now... too many chaff plants all around you right now! But don't worry, a time is coming soon where all the chaff will be pulled up, bundled and burned at your feet and all you'll see is harvest!! "Well, Profit Larry, that is not for me, I am finished, there is nothing for me to do, I blew it!" LIE LIE LIE!! If you had no more to do, no new assignments, no plan or purpose you would be called home to Heaven- but since you're still here I will believe you have a few more things to do!! Let's walk this life out and find out what they are together, ok?! Let's go!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is too cool CHIEF and yes some people will care. I dont think a lot of people will care but you know your boy Munya cares ....lol